Marines told not to fart loudly in Afghanistan


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No, I’m not pulling this story out of my…

Marine Corp Times is reporting that Marines serving in Afghanistan have been told they can’t fart loudly because it might offend locals.

“So, for all Marines getting ready to go downwind, I mean downrange, be forewarned — you may have to hold it in… at least until you get back to your hooch where you can loudly crop dust your friends,” Gina Cavallaro wrote for the Battle Rattle blog.

BAM.

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