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“OMG HNEY, I CNT SPELL FOR SH*T BUT I LUV uuuuuuuu!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
This kind of desperation is right up there with girlfriends/boyfriends who demand their partner give them full access to email passwords along with your Facebook account while threatening to break up with you if your refuse to submit.
The ‘Fake Girlfriend’ poster forgot to mention…
Step 6: Realize how pathetic you are, stab self in eye with ball-point pen.
Step 7: Cry.
I’m only kidding, you guys. I’m just bitter they don’t have a hotline for fake boyfriends.
…Who am I kidding? I don’t want a fake boyfriend, let alone a real one.
[Call me] 😉